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Betty and Veronica
I know, I know, as a parent I should be dismayed if not concerned at the new cover to B & V’s digest for October but I am not. Every single mother and late 30s / 40s cougar in north america dress...
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Ugh
Sorry Geek Dad but this just goes to show you that humans are silly pack animals. Of course we are happiest if we grow up with plenty of social connections but hate to tell you that says nothing about...
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Hobos versus Bums
My bad. Apparently I have been referring (to the chagrin of some more sensitive colleagues) to “homeless people” as HOBOs when in fact most of them are properly referred to as Tramps (who will work if...
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Candice Cameron
Holy crap. The irritating kid from Full house is really fricking hot. Too bad she’s Jebus Spawn like her whackjob brother.. Oops, sorry. Im turning into Trevor from my book aren’t I. s
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Roadside Memorials
Discussed this today with my wife as we passed yet another plastic bunch of flowers and a homemade cross at the side of the road. Why do people do this? Maybe I, we (I’m dragging her into it as.well)...
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Dear Anti-Tiger Woods People
I don’t care if he slept with three thousand women, a donkey and a 1987 Volvo wagon. He is an admirable athlete. If Nike sponsors him, they are sponsoring his athleticism, not his wang. Please go...
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How to do Things, Lesson 1: Break into a secure building
Stand beside security door, wearing new polo shirt and khakis. Pretend to speak to Important Person about security issues. Ignore people. When some mindless gump exists building, drop to tie shoe as...
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Ugh
Sitting in a restaurant. Patiently awaiting food. Tedious loud attention-whore mom beside me is making a point of pronouncing every single name of every single country, person and object in her boring...
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